Schrute Bucks

Dwight: Don’t you want to earn Schrute bucks?

Stanley: No. In fact, I’ll give you a billion Stanley nickels if you never talk to me again.

Dwight: What’s the ratio of Stanley nickels to Schrute bucks?

Stanley: The same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns.

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I wants me some Schrute bucks. They might motivate me to do my job better.
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Updated with dialogue (thanks Izzy!) Friday PM. Apparently, I became a Googlable item.