Oh, for a scanner

While I'm on a prayer theme, it would have been wonderful to be able to scan and post an image from the prayer /fundraising/scam letter I received today from the fine folks at Saint Matthews Churches.

It can only be described as "Brokeback Sower." Imagine the parable of the Sower, then have the sower just absolutely mince his way through the field. Imagine being the operative word--the putative art is headed to the landfill.