Just heard a term, for which I've coined a meaning--we'll see if that's the correct one later.
"Dictator-tot" or dictater-tot. n. A hyper-demanding 2-3 year old.
Gotta get time to write about other significant stuff...
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Update: Had time to Google the term; it turns out that these folks define it as someone "suffering from Napoleon Syndrome."
While I think my definition is better (full of truthiness, I am), I liked their other neologisms:
- copacabanal. adj. descriptor of a completely ordinary song, such as one by Barry Manilow.
- cringe-splurge syndrome. n. disease or disorder whereby a consumer first shrinks back only to spring forth all the more powerfully to buy useless commodities.
- emoticonoclast. n. an attacker of established on-line ideas and usages, especially those revolving around "emoticons" such as :)
- homophonia. n. rhetorical trope whereby one's speech is affected to sound "gay."
- omnimpotent. n. having unlimited lack of power or physical strength.
- testoasteroven. n. naturally occurring chemical producing tertiary male characteristics such as insistence that one can fix all appliances.
- vapid eye movement. n. non-verbal communication devoid of interest or sincerity.
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