It's the end of the world, so maybe my last paper can wait...

From the top of the Drudge Report this afternoon (time indicated via Google gadget, as are my pending projects.)

Pig Flu, and we're all gonna die.

Fires at the beach, and they're all gonna die.

White House evacuated due to stray plane -- somebody's gonna ....

Smaller version pasted below.  

Definitely check out the full-sized screen shot so you can read the text.