Lines that will have to tide us over

Kelly: Were Jim's parents first cousins who were also bad at ping pong?

Lawyer: So, you were under [Jan] the entire time?
Michael Scott: That's what she said.
(best when re-read by the court reporter)

Michael Scott: I throw myself at (on?) the mercy of the deposition.

[Visual] Dwight returning a ping pong volley with one hand while texting with the other.

Michael Scott: You expect to get screwed by your company, but you never expect to get screwed by your girlfriend.

Here's hoping the strike ends soon.